I’m sick of being ill this year.

And, I always feel like there’s something bigger wrong with me than simply being sick.

droppeacenotbombs asked: Yeah okay but you'll have to look reaaaal hard cause the invisibility booster will be on!

Ok bro! I’ll probably end up walking into it!

(via bannered)

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

(via blueprintsofaginger)

(via munkyslutt)

  • no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

Sex is special when you’re with someone special to you.

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(via f0rever-a-daydream3r)

Everyone has a dark side, mines just caused by this damn shadow!

droppeacenotbombs asked: Yeah you better not have a problem with me stealing that car, IT FLIES AND EVERYTHING

Dude, where’s my car? Haha, pick me up later?!

My uncle told me I needed to be posher and drink my cider in a glass, so I banged it in a wine glass! (Taken with instagram)

droppeacenotbombs asked: WHTE N YELLOW OKAY?

White - Yeah, awesome. 

Yellow - FUCKING YELLOW!? HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR.. Oh, wait, that’s Ron. Sorry, bro.